Argile
1. a small secluded fat chinese sleeper agent living under americans’ toenails that plays “dota2” all day and eats general tsaos chicken while mending his always broken foot. it can also refer to a hoe-made sand n-gg-r’s bomb that is often placed under one’s turban.
1.
“hey steve i caught an argile last night when i was tr-mm-ng my toenails.”
2.
terrorist 1: hey muhammad did you bring your argile with you?
terrorist 2: allah d-mnit, i forgot to make my 3 hoe-wives make one for me.
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