arguoke
the fine art of dropping the right lyrics of the right song in the middle of an argument at the right time without the other party (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/etc) realising what you’re doing, with the aim of defusing the situation.
*argument underway insert arguoke*
her: how can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?
him: people can love each other without needing to like each other all the time..
her: how can we start over when the fighting never ends?
him: we’re just going through a rough patch at the moment..
her: how can we be lovers if we can’t make amends?
him: are you not listening to me, i said we will get through this..
her: still trying to work it out never get it right
him: we’ve been through a rough patch but i think we’ve come a long way..
her: we must be fools, we must be crazy!
him: we’re not fools, there are really good things about our relationship..
her: whoa, whoa there’s no communication
him: what are you on about i’ve been completely transparent and honest..
her: whoa, whoa its a no win situation
****continue arguoke until the other person notices and then watch the situation defuse****
***always show lyrics to help defuse situation***
**top tips – don’t start argument with arguoke.. best applied when other party is emotional and won’t notice**
*probably don’t use death metal or equivalent*
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