Ariel Thomas
a hagrid–ss chick who follows me around and has deluded herself into believing that i want her.
kyle said, “dude, ariel is looking for you, bail!”
Read Also:
- arselet
a very small but naughty, potentially evil child. not yet big enough to be called an -rs-hole (-sshole) but well on the road to perfecting this dubious talent. the child just could and would not behave; he was a little -rs-let.
- artifact children
term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician frank zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them. “there seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: for the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple […]
- ascian
one who has no shadow. an inhabitant of the torrid zone, who twice a year have the sun directly overhead at noon. example sentence: “they are mysterious to me, these ascians,” said balrone, “for twice each year, at the very instant of noon on the equinoxes, their shadows vanish, and they appear to me to […]
- a slutty fuck slut
sl-tty f-ck sl-t: a wh-r- who has been with loadssss of guys and then goes to a different town, goes out to the bar for a night on the town, picks up an unsuspecting guy and tells him that she is a sweet virgin, so he takes her home to f-ck her, and she gives […]
- A Splitting of the MindSopranos
an absolutely beautiful frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. featuring gerard way as a sn-bbish patient in a mental ward and frank iero, a rape victim. read at your own risk. commonly shortened to “asotm.” i read a splitting of the mind and cried for days. don’t read a […]