arizona band camp
when schools don’t have enough money to actually send the marching band away to a decent place for a week, band camp occurs at school. marching in 120 degrees and getting to know each other a little too well.
oh my gosh, arizona band camp is only 6 months 3 weeks, 2 days and 4 hours away!
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