arizona chocolate bible
the act of a man straitening a paper clip and then inserting the newly straitened paper clip into the hole of the p-n-s. it was originally thought by the incan tribes to be a way to prevent your p-n-s from being possessed by d-ck devils. this method was proven in 2002 by dr. lutz von bruno wermenscteidgen to also slow down offortodonperont-tis, a naturally ocurring phenomena where in your p-n-s explodes because of too much dairy product consumption
i was mad that ma b-tch dumped ma buhlack -ss so i gave myself an arizona chocolate bible
its a good thing bill gave himself an arizona chocolate bible or he would’ve been possessed by d-ck devils
its a good thing bill gave himself an arizona chocolate bible or he would’ve developed offortodonperont-tis
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