Arizona Hot Pocket
an arizona hot pocket occurs when an elderly man sh-ts into a woman’s v-g-n-, presumably copulating with the sh-t-filled v-g-n- afterwards.
the regional -ssociation is due to the -ssumed dry climate of the state of arizona. this is used to imply that geriatric sh-t, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
grandpa just gave that hooker an arizona hot pocket!!!
the act of turning a female upside down, spreading her legs and letting the male mount the female and sh-t down her v-g-n-.
last night i had some spicy mexican food and my girlfriend let me give her an arizona hot-pocket!
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