Ark Music Factory

an evil record label founded by patrice wilson created to brainwash idiotic 13-year-olds into thinking they can sing (see rebecca black), then releasing some horrid ‘smash hit’ that goes extremely viral and eventually hated. their fame got larger and larger with the release of rebecca black’s friday, known by rolling stone, time magazine, and other companies as “the worst song ever.” other awful works by this corporation include alana lee’s ‘b-tterflies’ and ariana dvornik’s “fly away.” all songs are known to contain stupid teenagers doing adult things, ludicrous amounts of autotune, the founder’s voice in every song, some kind of ‘party,’ and other things. patrice himself owns a youtube account by the name of ‘trizzy66.’ this account name proves he’s evil because ‘trizzy’ has six letters in it followed by the number 66. altogether, this means 666, meaning he has to be evil.
ark music factory is an evil, pedophilic company that thinks it’s okay to exploit teenagers and turn them into corporate money-making machines. yeah, they make warner music group and vevo look like the angels of record labels.
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a music label masterminded by patrice wilson, who (rather cleverly) preys on the young aspiring pop star’s desire to be recognized. many of the people featured in these music videos are girls, presumably in middle school, with a noticeably wealthy family; their equally wealthy friends usually co-star. this, accompanied by the outright stupidity of the song (i.e. i love chinese food), makes ark music factory especially susceptible to hatred. sense the release of rebecca black’s cl-ssic “friday” amf’s business, quite curiously, has boomed rather than stagnated. because of this apparent boom, we can expect to see more, increasingly cheesy music t-tles that commentators ages 12-16 flock to hate.
“the whole song is f-cking terrible. no f-cking kidding. this is just 10000000000x worse than friday. f-cking awful ”
-someone’s reaction after watching one of ark music factory’s more recent t-tles.
a horrible music lable responsible for distributing cheesy generic pop songs with terrible grammer. rebecca black’s song “friday” has made them well known. they have also written a whole bunch of horrible songs, each of them with a terrible and cheesy music video. so far, all of the little girls that have sang them are under the age of 14 the youngest one looking 8, they’re all ugly, their make up looks like it was done by a 3 year old, they can’t sing for cr-p which leads ark to use way too much auto tune, echo, and voice effects. there’s also this black pedo that appears and raps in nearly every video.
the song “ordinary pop star” and “friday” from ark music factory are good songs…. if you’re six years old.