Arkansas Tablesaw
the act of multiple men standing in a circle around a lazy susan with their erect p-n-s’ pointed towards the center while one person is sitting and spinning on the lazy susan as to have his or her face slapped by each erect p-n-s. this typically happens in parties hosted by fraternities and the duration of time depends primarily on the speed of the revolving person.
bro 1: dude i can’t believe you missed that party last night at the (insert fraternity name here) house.
bro 2: yeah i heard you guys had rob spinning on an “arkansas tablesaw”
bro 3: rob is a d-ck and wouldn’t give me a turn in the seat of honor.
bro 1: yeah but he does that thing with his tongue we all love.
bro 3: i could do the tongue thing too! you guys never give me a chance!
bro 2: hey guys we need to settle this argument latter we have a fraternity meeting to get to.
bro 1: (to bro 3) maybe you can get on the arkansas tablesaw at the meeting. its usually the way we start out the ookie cookie game anyway!
bro 3: sweet!
-all bros hi five and say fraternity name-
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