Ark’d


the act of taking a m-ssive sh-t after visiting an all-you-can-eat brazillian steak house. with the term coming from noah and the ark, suggesting that two of every animal will be exiting your -ss in a messy, nasty, destructive dump very soon.
man, i just ark’d in you toilet and it was not pretty at all. you may want to move houses.

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