arkward


when an aardvark gets itself into an awkward situation.
-mrs read walks in on arthur the aardvark masturbating-

arthur: urm…
mum: well this is arkward.
another word for awkward

to be uncomfortable in a situaion. also could say awkward, but arkward is the proper spelling of the word.
trevor- dude, i wanna f-ck you.
peter- man this is arkward.

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