armadillo

south american insectivorous mammal. has tough ‘armour plates’ that protect it from attack. some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
as far as i know, not interested in lesbians at all.
“hey, what’s that weird looking animal with the armour?”
“an armadillo of course”
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an uncirc-mcised p-n-s, as defined by the gay community, or my friend perry.
i went to go down on him, and he whipped it out and an armadillo popped out – it looked like it was wearing a f-cking hoodie.
curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. usually one shouts “please don’t hurt me.” repet-tively while in the position.
“yo man, what’s this guy doin? he said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo.”
someone who ruins a good thing or moment.
my mom made chocolate covered strawberries for my friends and i, but garrett was an armadillo and spilled the whole tray.
to provide weapons to a spanish pickle.
he is suspected of buying weapons to armadillo.
an exclamatory word to express extreme coolness.
that 69′ shelby is s-xy! armadillo!

yo, that jacket is tight son! you betta run that sh-t, b-tch! armadillo!
armadillos is the word for more than 1 armadillo. armadillos give birth to genetically identical young (like twins) but sometimes up to ten at 1 time. also armadillos have the largest p-n-s relative to body size of any animal (their p-n-ses are 2 thirds the length of their body).
look at the size of that armadillos p-n-s!