Armageddon garden


a garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, m-ssive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
example: “when the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive” (from the armageddon garden club).

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