Armanen
often mistaken for wearers of armani, these were a mysterious sect of pagan priests that supposedly ran everything in the “barbarian” warrior tribes of ancient pre-roman germany. they also were the greatest rune-masters of all time. unlike armani, they were so manly they used bear grease as perfume.
also refers to anyone acting elite and tough, using big fancy german words like he’s in a secret society.
i see you follow the way of the armanen… so recite the havamal to me.
ok enough with your armanen act, we all know you’re just counting to 100 in german. we’re not fooled.
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