armchair critic
a pretentious film, movie, tv, or food critic. has little to no real knowledge of film criticism, music theory beyond a few blurbs they read on rotten tomatoes or imdb, etc yet gives condescending or trollish advice on internet message boards about how everyone else’s taste sucks.
often -ssociated with hipsters or other “counter-culture” niches who think that dissing anything “mainstream” automatically makes them looks smart or “deeper” than everyone else, but in reality they end up looking more like a self-caricature.
similar in many ways to the armchair philosopher, armchair comedian, armchair politician, etc. as a result of spending too much time online and having only very stupid people to compare themselves to, they develop a false sense of grandeur in spite of their mediocrity.
tom acts like he’s an expert on movies but in reality he’s just an armchair critic.
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