Armenian Candy Apple


when a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty -ss stinky -ss v-g-n- and is eaten by both partners.
my and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an armenian candy apple.

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