Armenian Sleeping Bag
1) seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy bas-m-nt.
2) terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) install a st-rdy zipper where the incision was made
4) proceed to sleep inside her carc-ss for the remainder of the night.
as a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior armenian sleeping bags.
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