armenian valet


when you create a parking sp-ce where one doesn’t exist; usually with hazard flashers. most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking sp-ces.
i can’t get out of the parking lot; someone did armenian valet and i can’t get around them to the exit.

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