armor titties
armor t-tties are bras that contain gel or liquid filled sacs to make a woman’s br–sts look bigger. it can also be a bra with a lot of extra padding.
armor t-tties are fake t-tties.
any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn’t.
boy goes to feel up his girlfriend for the first time. he thinks she has big ta-tas.
boy: why are your b–bs hard?
girl: what? oh that’s just my bra.
boy: oh you have on armor t-tties. it was all just a lie.
girl doesn’t have big ta-tas it was just her bra
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