Armstrong starter


cb radio jargon for the old hand-crank-start automobile engines. a clever “play on words”, using the common last name “armstrong” as if it is the name of the crank-device’s inventor, when in fact one truly does need “strong arms” to operate it.
guy #1: will your wife get to drive your restored flivver in the parade this afternoon?
guy #2: yeah, but i have to run back home first and get it going for her — it’s got an armstrong starter.

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