army fucked
being f-cked in the -ss while promises are whispered in your ear by superiors. dry with no lube, then once the bleeding starts sand is thrown in the mix to thicken things up.
living in afghanistan, 120 degree heat, burning your own sh-t(and 120 other dudes), water bottle showers, and t-rations. then being told it could be worse.
guy 1- hey man did you hook up last night?
guy 2- h-ll ya man. i told her i was rich and would give her anything she wanted.
guy 1- you army f-cked the sh-t out of her.
guy2- don’t hate man!
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