Arnold Palmer

(1): a half iced-tea half lemonade drink created by the arizona drink company. you can find them at most 7-11’s, just ask the muslim guy working there.
(2): a s-xual act where, preferably a guy, palms the head of an individual, and soon gets into a rhythm of pulling the head towards his (or her) crotch, leaving a 50/50 mixture of j-zz and saliva in the overjoyed victim’s mouth.
friend 1: did you hear what gavin did over the weekend?
friend 2: no, what?
friend 1: he finally got tired of t-bagging and gave megan the good ol’ arnold palmer. good man.
friend 2: dang……i tried to do that yesterday but turns out the b-tch has herpes.
the s-xual act of urinating into your partners r-ct-m. comes from the popular drink which is a mixture of lemonade and ice tea.
“i was having -n-l s-xual intercourse last night and i couldn’t help it. i had to give her the arnold palmer. of course she dug it.
a drink made of half iced tea and half lemonade. named after a famous golfer.
dammit, woman, i’m thirsty! get in the kitchen and fix me an arnold palmer!
when a h-m-s-xual man strikes out on a date and has to tug it himself… he has a date with arnold “palmer”!
paul: hey brad how’d your date go last night?
brad: f-ckin terrible. dude smelled like old man b-lls and talked like nic cage!
paul: so home alone?
brad: yeah played the front 9 with arnold palmer!!
fecal matter that is half diarrhea and half solid. named after the famous arnold palmer drink.
example 1

steve: “ah man i just took a huge dump.”
bill: “yeah? how was it?”
steve: “it was an arnold palmer.”
bill: “oh, sick.”

example 2

“just had an arnold palmer, it was a pain to wipe.”
the s-xual act of licking a female’s cl-toris while simultaneously fingering her v-g-n-.
bro, i just gave that b-tch an arnold palmer in the bathroom.
an ice tea drink that is delecious. 1/2 ice and 1/2 lemonade it is a verry popular drink mostly produced by arizona ice tea company. known as half and half in some places.
i went to mobile and got some “arnold palmer” befor school.

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