Arrow

a tv show on cw based on the dc character “green arrow”.
hey, did you see the newest episode of arrow?
a drinking game invented at princeton university involving exactly three people looking to get extremely drunk in a short span of time. players compete in three consecutive rounds of chugging – the first with full beers. the next two rounds are initiated whenever the loser of the previous round of chugging decides to pull his next cup from the table. in both the second and final rounds, the loser of the previous round pulls a full beer while the other two players each pull a 2/3 beer. if one player loses all three rounds, he must immediately chug a full “penalty” beer, the instant he loses the final round.

the game receives its name because of the arrow formation of the cups. the first round of three is situated to form a triangle at the corner of a table, with one at the corner and the other two equidistant from it, on the two sides of the table that form the corner. the other two sets of beers (each set consisting of one full beer and two 2/3-full beers) are placed in a line going from the corner of the table to the center of the table. the penalty beer is placed at the center of the table. this formation creates the arrow pattern for which the game is named.

nb: playing multiple games of arrow in succession, including “best of 3” scenarios, is not recommended except for those with an extremely strong stomach.
bro: “yo, i’m way too late to this party…i need to get drunk fast.”

other bro: “right. best of 3 arrow. now.”

bro: “aight, get a trash can ready. i’ll grab some random freshman to be the third so he can drink three penalties.”

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alternate scenario:

bro: “holy f-cksh-t, i am f-cking sh-tfaced as f-ckkkk”

other bro: “gahhh!!! arrow right now you little sh-tf-ck!”

bro: “okay okay…i just love projectile vomming, i’ll grab a third.”
a member of the female social group alpha sigma pi.
“did you hear about the arrows’ community service project? it sounds really cool!”

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“the arrows’ motto is: ‘to be borne aloft amongst the muses.'”
a wooden projectile tipped with a metal edge, used in combination with a bow. it was used mainly in midevil times, but it is possible to see them used today for hunting.
a bow and arrow set
that guy just got arrowed
bow and arrow hunting
when a guy or girls seduces another for emotional support or s-xual pleasure.
lance: yoo, jane was putting out her arrows last night.
dan: word, she was chirpin to my ears all night.
lance: the way she shook her hips on my belt gave me a raging b-n-r.
devoted fans of orlando bloom.

were known for their infamously fast chats online and admiration of the person and actor, orlando bloom, without going beyond the line of being insufferable fangirls.
i’m a proud arrow and will forever be a devoted fan of orlando bloom’s.
1. derogatory term for a person of heteros-xuality

2. the heteros-xual equivalent of a “f-ggot”
“i heard jordan had s-x with every girl ever”
“ew! what an arrow!”
a wooden rod with a sharp, pointed metal tip usually fired from bows.

has the tendency to gravitate towards knees, especially knees of those who are in the midst of an occuption, event, or condition.
i used to be a compet-tive chess player, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

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