arse

the word for a persons rear end spoken by people who use correct english
americans are so dumb that they cannot pr-nounce a word in their own language.
they say ‘-ss’ for ‘-rs-‘
-ss is a synonym for donkey. poor donkey!
australian, british and irish word for a person’s rear end.

unlike america, we spell it properly :p
i’m sitting on my -rs-.
a b-tt. yes, it is just another word for a b-tt. please stop ranting about it.
you, good sir, are an -rs-.
british, oz, irish definition of the derriere, backside, b-m, bottom, etc…

it is not a f-nny as you yanks call it, a f-nny is a front bottom, v-g-n-, beaver, hairy axe wound etc…
‘don’t you stick that up my -rs-, it hurts.’
british (rather than exclusively irish as previously -sserted) pr-nunciation of ‘-ss’. to be used in the same context. like the red squirrel by its grey cousin, this particular word is danger of being subsumed by the increasingly popular ‘-ss’. can i urge you all to protect your -rs- if you want to keep it.
1. your -rs- is quite delicious
2. oh -rs-! i have spilt my pint.
3. your mouth smells of -rs-.
a british slang word, which has the same meaning as -ss, which is b-m.

can be added to the end of a sentence, to contradict the meaning of the sentence.
im gonna kick your -rs-!
ow, my -rs- hurts!
you’ll marry him, my -rs-!
the original variant of the vulgar word “-ss” in american english.

etymology:

until the victorian period, “-ss” had no profane meaning and simply referred to what we now call the donkey. because of the increasingly non-rhotic nature of standard british english, “-rs-” was often rendered “-ss”. the age of victorian propriety resulted in the rechristening of the horse-like animal, changing the name to “donkey” to avoid any improper inferences. this usage was also adopted in america, which is why the word “-rs-” is not usually used in the united states. some people in britain have adopted the american version in writing. although before world war i they were similar, the british pr-nunciations of “-ss” (ipa /æs/) and “-rs-” (ipa /α:s/) are now quite different.

source: wikipedia.

sorry, but “-ss” just sounds more pleasantly vulgar.
linguistic elitist briton -rs-s, like the ones on this definition, are known for their pathetic uses of etymology to try and insult the intellect of americans and — in this particular case — canadians.
the original spelling of the word that has now been high jacked by the dumb–rs- yanks – still means a rear end or stupid.
the stupid -rs–hole american had a face like a spanked -rs-.

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