arse cress


the wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the -rs- crack during the entire life of the -rs- owner.
removing the -rs- cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it’s way up the lower back.
d-mn it – i only harvested the -rs- cress last week and already i’ve got a new crop on it’s way!
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