Arse Hair Demon
alternate spelling, “-rs–hair demon”: an extremely small, gnome-like creature, with powers of invisibility, who sneaks up on unwary victims, and gives their peri-n-l hair a sharp tug, causing them to shriek, and/or leap skyward, for no outwardly perceptible reason.
ariel and deanna were enjoying high tea with the queen, when hrh suddenly gave a sharp yelp, and leapt from her seat. royal guardsmen rushed towards the table, but her majesty waved them off, stating, “b-gg-r off, ya sods, ’twas merely a wee -rs- hair demon, ticklin’ me hindparts.”
little invisible monster that grabs the hair on a guy’s -rs- when sh-gging. pulls the hair back and forth as hard as possible, resulting in the guy increasing his stroke rate to previously unimaginable speed.
girl 1: “so, you got it on with andy last night huh? how was it?”
girl 2: “andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the -rs- hair demon entered the room. then he just pounded the sh-t out of me.”
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