arse like the top of a sauce bottle


similar to the following:
– -rs- like a blood orange
– -rs- like a fresh bullet wound
– -rs- like the j-panese flag

can be used to describe untold pain – often a burning sensation – when taking a dump. spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to p-ssing out of your -rs-hole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

it is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of heinz tomato ketchup. more specifically a large gl-ss and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
i.e – “jeez, i shouldn’t have had that vindaloo last night. i’ve got an -rs- like the top of a sauce bottle

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