Arse-Trumpet
a utensil made of br-ss around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the -n-l administration of cocain.
favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.
“butler, fetch my -rs–trumpet”
Read Also:
- artisanal
a marketing term used excessively by hipsters, vegans, art types, baristas, and people who work at organic food stores, to elevate said food/coffee/product above perceived “regular” products. have you been to spyhouse coffee shop yet for their new artis-n-l soy latte? it’s made from single-origin beans harvested only by a small 10 year old boy […]
- Asog
wet, damp, humid, moist, lubricious, soaked, soggy, etc. her pants were asog, after seeing my manly physique. the delicious smell of the pot roast is making my mouth asog. the marathon s-x session made the sheets all asog.
- assberger
an -ss-loving pervert who is a menace to society and gets away with it because of his/her disease. -sston is an -ssberger.
- Bedlington
a sh-tty town in northern england largely populated by chavs and other low-life subhumans. a large majority of the population is stupid, smokes, drinks every night, and lives off taxpayer money via benefits. local inbred: haaaaw man hew lets gan doon the station and get p-ssed heeeeew! normal person: no, you chav sc-m. ashington is […]
- Beer Karma
the karma of giving and receiving beer among friends and acquaintances. free beer comes to those who give beer unto others. if you don’t share your beer when someone else is in need then don’t expect any when you’re in need. also applies to stealing beer; steal beer then your beer will be stolen. jake:”hey […]