Arse wax


b-m unguent, ring salve. expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with eucalyptus or juniper. prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.
justin has left an -rs–wax smear on his chair.
he doesn’t know his -rs- wax from his c-ck-rub.
mummy, justin won’t share his -rs- wax!

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