arsetrocity
a t-rd so unspeakably vile that the very act of committing it may be, under certain conditions, deemed a war crime by the u.n.
main characteristics of an -rs-trocity include extensive skidmarks, a hanging and unbearable smell that takes long time to go away, extreme pebble-dashing and giving the bathroom the general air of the aftermath of a nuclear/biological/chemical attack
“man, i’d stay outta the bathroom for a while, i just committed an -rs-trocity” declared paul, after he’d graced the sh-tter with his presence following a heavy night on the guinness
skidmarks pebbledash guinness} p–p stink
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