Art Garfunkel
it’s when you start f-cking a chick and then stop and decide to jerk off by yourself since it just feels better then being together.
i heard tom pulled an art garfunkel last night.
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the act of spraying axe body spray over everyone in a car (while playing music) after smoking weed. hey man, we’re almost to my house – let’s do the axe-down shuffle so i don’t reek like buds. i don’t want my parents to smell it and freak out.
- Dobbly Wob
a dog that cannot walk properly or without falling over. usually suffered a stroke or had an abusive owner. variation of “wobbly dog.” dude, look at that dobbly wob! he can’t even stand up!
- doggie handshake
the act of a dog burying his nose in a human crotch (especially a hot girl). when said person/hot girl screeches “heyyyyyyy, get your nose outta there”, you respond by saying “that’s a doggie handshake, he’s just sayin’ h-llo”.
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- doing a Robbie
to mask one’s shaky live performance and/or unfamiliarity with the words of one’s own songs by enlisting the crowd to sing instead, often for entire verses and choruses, in the manner perfected by robbie williams bono didn’t seem himself when u2 played glastonbury: he kept doing a robbie and getting the crowd to help him […]