Art Vandalay
(seinfeld) an imaginary character dreamed up by george and jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. it’s such a nice name i decided to change mine, so i did. now it’s my name. sorry, jerry.
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a fake name frequently used by george, created by george and jerry while waiting to stake out a cute woman jerry met at a party.
“is this vandalay industries?”
“we’re waiting for a friend, uh, art vandalay. he’s an architect.”
a judge in latham. m-ssachusetts.
jerry seinfeld and george costanza made up the name, which they used whenever they needed to tell a lie involving a non-existent person, or they needed to claim to be someone else.
they were aghast when, in the series finale, they were arrested and hauled before the judge, whose name was actually art vandalay.
court is now in session. the honorable judge art vandalay presiding.
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