artery fuck
food so inherently fatty that your arteries are getting completely f-cked by eating them. often whilst in the process of eating these foods you can feel yourself getting heavier and your breathing tighter.
can also be used to refer to a period of excessive unhealthy eating.
examples include: bacon fried in grease, scones and clotted cream, battered mars bars.
“scones and clotted cream, i can’t get enough of them. but srsly what an artery f-ck.”
“today was a total artery f-ck, what with that battered mars bar for lunch followed by a large portion of chips with extra salt.”
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