artichoke
the act in which someone uses their teeth on a p-n-s, during a bl-wj-b, in a scr-ping motion, similar to how one would eat an artichoke
“dude, my p-n-s is killing me. my girlfriend completely artichoked me last night.”
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a happy veggie. 🙂
“i’m an artichoke!” the carrot creid.
the want to strangle someone based solely on something they did or created, that angers you beyond belief. this is the top-o-the-line “i’ve had it” response
i artichoke the person that came up with cloth diapers.
i artichoke him for hitting on my girlfriend like that!
a phrase used in expressing affection or love to someone, synonymous with the sentence “i love you.”
dobby: hey yuki, artichoke~
yuki: artichoke~
a shapely,s-xy girl with gorgeous eyes and a sweet smile.a rare find as there is only one doc-mented and verified artichoke in the whole world.has a slight tendency to be a pain in the -ss.
“holy moly…that artichoke is hot!”
when a girl deep throats a d-ck so far she throws up, and the dude continues to wack off with her vomit.
“i artichoked with genna last night” “dude are you serious?” “h-ll yeah” “dude thats f-cking gross”
a.) a vegetable from the thistle family that has its heart eaten and leaves chewed. water tastes especially good after eating one.
b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.
chumble: oww, my leg hurts, why are you biting it? (thinks: i feel like something is being pulled out of my pants…)
spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) bye chumble, i better be going)
chumble (5 min later): oh my goddd!!! im my underwear is no longer covering my hindyy!!! its stuffed in my ears!!!!.
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