Article 15
1. also known as alston 15.
2. a form of non-judicial punishment in the army given to soldiers typically for bullsh-t reasons
3. a way for military officers to feel superior and get their d-cks hard
4.if your a soldier in the army and you become injured… do not i repeat do not attend to your injuries or else you will get an article 15. also do not lose your wallet.
attn troops… there will be a 4 mile company ruck march tomorow at 5 am in 120 degree heat.
soldier 1- d-mn man, you look like you had alot to drink yesterday
soldier 2- no i only had 5 drinks and one was a double
soldier 1- ok well make sure you make the ruck march or you will get an alston 15… i mean article 15
solder 2- ok man
couple hours later…. soldier 2 falls asleep and skips ruck march… receives article 15/loses pay/ demoted one rank
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