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  someone who thinks he is smart but is actually very stupid. a “know-it-none” as opposed to a “know-it-all”. in particular, people who -ssume their success in one area ent-tles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words “asinine” and the name of the bona fide genius “albert einstein” – coined by former […]

• ASROW

  a.tension s.eeking r.andom o.utcast w’annabe. tell me ladies and gentlemen, have you ever stumbled upon an obviously m-ssive emo who clearly does his/her best to seek attention but refuses that word and claims to be “random” or “different” or even worse “an outcast” ? and especially if they think that cheese is the most hilarious […]

• Assault Halt

  the act of preventing somebody from being s-xually -ssualted. wayne – “dude, you were fully c-ck blocking me last night” john – “bro, she was nearly unconscious” wayne – “yeah, nearly” john – “it’s called -ssault halting, wayne.”

• ass aura

  a strange scent/warm feeling that arises out of one’s -ss and/or chair that appears when said person has been sitting in said chair for a prolonged period. mostly caused by a combination of a hot day, a poorly ventilated seat/pants, and a naturally sweaty -ss. bob refused to sit down for the meeting, for he […]

• ass casket

  the toilet paper used to keep one’s b-tt from touching the toilet seat. the shape formed resembles an old-fashioned 5-sided casket. alan sits on a paper -ss casket every time he uses a public stall. 1 more definition add your own a toilet that has seen far too much sh-t.

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