Artificial Hip-ster
(n); a person who follows the latest hipster trends no matter how unbearable they prove to be. just so they could be more hipster than the next guy.
“does that guy actually like watching portlandia and listening to the growlers?”
“no he’s just an artificial hipster.”
an elderly person who is trying and failing to stay relevant, i.e. so old that they may have had to have joint replacement surgery.
that dude over there drinking the pbr, he just asked if i was holding any ‘gr-ss’. also i think he used to ride ironic bicycles with my grandma and jack kerouac. he must be some kind of artificial hip-ster.
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