artificial queef
when a female farts normally from their -n-s while at the same time directing said fart thru their v-g-n-l lips. causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
“i’m calling you to say that sound clip i sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef”
“stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we’re not purposely queefing so there’s no need to fit in!”
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