Artifistal Insemination
an act in which a man will m-st-rb-t- and -j-c-l-t- into his hand.
armed with a full hand of s-m-n, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion’s v-g-n-. once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
john and jessie couldn’t concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination…. there was blood
Read Also:
- Artsy Nigger
a african american man commonly wearing a scarf, ascot, fedora, or drinking starbucks. man 1: “hey did you see that black guy in starbucks?” man 2: “ya he was an artsy n-gg-r”
- Arwaa
a honest beautiful girl who loves cartoons and loves to learn about her deen. she is a yemeni queen and the aunt of prophet muhammad! arwaa is also known as a person who’ll make you laugh whether your angry or sad. she is described as a beautiful funny idiot. she is also known to be […]
- A Sahara Broomstick
this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and she starts giving you att-tude you pull out your c-ck and stick your hard c-ck into her dry -sshole. “that b-tch was giving me so much att-tude when i was banging here from behind that i gave here a sahara broomstick she won’t ever […]
- Asbakhappen
asbakhappen is iemand kussen die rookt, waardoor je adem ook gaat stinken naar de rook. gast, uwen asem riekt naar de smoor. joat, ich was just aan’t asbakhappen mè m’n lief!
- asbestos hands
what my aunt and lots of waitstaff have, that let you take a hot plate right out of the oven without an oven mitt. “d-mn! i just burned my hand on this! that waitress must have asbestos hands.”