Artistic Queef Splatter
when a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower india, usually purchased by tourists from china, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.
mark: lisa created the most amazing artisic queef splatter last night. we sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.
artistic queef splatter
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