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  form of shorthand used when sending text messages on cell phones. thumbtext is critical in order to efficiently communicate with someone when trying to type words on a keypad that uses 8 keys to sum up the entire alphabet. when you’re driving on the freeway, there just isn’t time to type out all the letters […]

• backseat sombrero

  substantiating the widespread belief that all mexican men are bis-xual when given enough tequila, the term refers to an otherwise heteros-xual mariachi performer’s unexpected enthusiasm for -n-l penetration by another man. jorge was the picture of machismo until his fifth shot of cuervo– then it was all backseat sombrero for the rest of the night.

• Butthead Filter

  hearing and repeating back only words that could have a direct s-xual or nasty reference, then laughing like uh, huh-huh … huh, huh, huh “dude, my company is in this “limbo” area with a trickle of sales that only pays enough for a ham sandwich.” b-tthead filter reply: “limbo, trickle, ham, uh, huh-huh … huh, […]

• Navrozie

  birth of a new day; refreshing, inspirational, pure, a celebration of new life; root word: navroz navrozie is a name, non-gender specific.

• choochie stamps

  when a girlfriend’s lazy -ss can’t keep a job and mooches off her boyfriend. emmy was too ashamed to apply for welfare, so she went the choochie stamps route instead.

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