As fresh as a stroll on the beach
a phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman’s v-g-n-. this is a polite way of saying that her v-lv- smells like dead sea creatures.
doug: i remember the first time i got into nicole’s panties.
phil: oh yeah? what was it like?
doug: as fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.
phil: that seems to be everybody’s opinion of what her crotch smells like. rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.
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