as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory
useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. similar to saying, “as much use as a bull in a china shop.”
guy 1: d-mn it… my sister ruined my school project again.
guy 2: wow. she’s as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
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