Ascension Throat


ascension throat (pr-nounced ah-sen-shun throte) is a dreaded disease that often lays dorment for months before symptoms are present. dry tickling in the throat, frog-like throat, the repeat inability to clear ones throat are cl-ssic symptoms. fits can occur on their own or can be triggered by other co-workers who suffer. usually men, handsome men in particular are susceptible to ascension throat. often results in office tension and discord between colleagues.
dude, you are reallly suffering with ascension throat. you should make an appointment to go see your doctor and get a prescription

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