Ascertciates
n. uh-sert-see-eyts; ə-surt-sēē-āts
a portmanteau of -ssociates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.
john: how did you get this job? did you have the experience or did you get a cs degree?
jane: i skipped college and got my cisco ascertciates.
john: what degree did you need for this job?
jane: i needed more than just my bachelors, because those -ssclowns in hr insisted i get my linux ascertciates!
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