asciioholic

-person addicted to inserting ascii art into their facebook statuses; neglecting responsibilities to spend hours trying to make the d-mn pics fit status & comment boxes.

-as of 2010, most likely an overeducated, s-xually frustrated, tina fey wannabe who has only recently discovered ascii art, special characters, emoticons, upsidedowntext.com,etc. & thinks her sarcastic use of such facebling translates.

a little late to the game, she none-the-less can’t stop herself, similar to other internet based addictions.

experts theorize that she attains a “high” by being the 1st in her once hip, non-computer geek, cynical group of fb friends to show that such status-magic is even possible, reliving a thrill similar to being the only one to know where that rave was “going down” (c. 1991).

peers found her first asci-art status thrilling, her 2nd one pretty witty… but now just feel the need to “hide” her on their newsfeed – everyone is totally embarr-ssed by it.

-cdc warning: asciioholics are at increased risk of discovering definithing.com, fark.com, etc. and other html-based diseases. m-ss defriendation may be warranted.
christmas “cards” consist of just posting a status similar to:
…………(¯`o´¯)
…………-./ | \ .-
…………..-♫-.
………, • ‘-♥- ‘ • ,
……. ‘-• ♫♫♫•-‘
….. ‘ -, • ‘♫ ‘ • ,- ‘
….’ – • ♫-♥-♫• – ‘
… – , • merry’ • , – ‘
…- ‘ •♫♫-♥-♫♫ • ‘ – ‘

via facebook im:
“dude, wtf is up with tina?”
“no sh-t! <3 her onion links but now totally dork asciioholic - she's f'in out of control" "i so h8 fbook" "yep" "um... ascii-what?"