asda bag
plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.
“so, i was with this bird and she was well up for a sh-g, but i’d run out of johnnys, right? it was a’ight though, cos she whipped out an asda bag and slapped it on me kn-b. was just as good, and a bit colourful too… we went fer a kebab after, like.”
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