asdfjkl;
an amazing way to procrastinate writing your essay that’s due in 20 minutes.
i can’t think of what to write next, so i’ll just asdfjkl; a few times until i can think of something.
the standard keys to place one’s fingers on when typing on a standard layout keyboard. sometimes referred to as the home row. corresponds as follows:
left pinkey, “a”; left ring finger, “s”; left middle finger, “d”; left pointer, “f”; either/both thumb/s goes on sp-ce bar; right pointer, “j”; right middle finger, “k”; right ring finger, “l”; right pinkey, “;”.
one may also pound on these keys before attempting to type out of frustration or anger. sometimes an outlet for writer’s block.
ex1 (standard layout): asdf jkl;
ex2 (frustration all at once): ljkadsf;ljkadsas;dklfakl;sdjf;lkjsadf;
ex3 (frustration outer to inner): a;lskdjf
ex3 (frustration inner to outer): fjdksla;
ex4 (frustration left to right): asdfjkl;
ex5 (frustration right to left): ;lkjfdsa
used on the internet to express emotions such as frustration, anger, or the action of having a spasm. may have variations such as “flas;djk” and “ajowivend.”
wtf? asdfjkl;! jerk! -slap-
expression used when someone is aggravated. typically used on facebook and mysp-ce when one has nothing to say but wants to show his/her frustration.
shawn: so are we still on for the movies tonight?
jessica: no, i’m busy.
shawn: asdfjkl;
everything, it means everything.
your mind was just blown.
asdfjkl;!!!!!!!
the “home keys” of the keyboard. in other words, your fingers go here when you’re not typing, or where you start from before you type.
there really is no example i can think of…asdfjkl;
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