Asela
the s-xiest, nicest, kindest boy in the world. i write him love songs constantly. he is the apple of my eye. he dresses poorly. he’s a very strange kid. i’m not sure if he has friends. i want to marry him. he’s really emo and cuts himself. it’s okay because it’s hot when he does it.
for asela,
i want to do you doggy style on my roof, so our feelings for each other never go poof,
i love you and your size 13 shoes, you turn me on like steve from blues clues
but he got fired for doing drugs, i’d rather get done by you than a group of thugs
my love for you will never die , every sunday i’ll bake you pie
i want to suck you dry, lettts give it a tryyyy
lets not just have s-x and blahblahblah, we can have a meaningful relationship lalalaa
you have really nappy curls i want to adorn with bows, i’d pick you over a million hot-ss hoes
me and you are like peanut b-tter and jelly, i wanna rub hot oil over our pristine belly
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