Aselyn
the smartest and sweetest girl your will ever meet with the biggest heart. she is a giver and never expects anything in return. aselyn’s have the most amazing brown eyes, and are so beautiful and love to laugh and smile. they have trouble showing their feelings, and take sometime to warm up to new poeple. they don’t trust easily, but that shouldn’t stop you from trusting them, they are very trustworthy. they need someone who will listen to them and give their honest opinion. once you have an aselyn in your life, your life will be full.
i met this girl named aselyn and she was the most amazing girl in the world.
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