ash ketchum

the “hero” of the pokemon anime series. named after a tree, like his other little friends, professers oak, elm and birch.
his last name sounds like “catch ’em”. how original.
exceedingly cr-p at catching, raising and fighting with pokemon, he obviously uses a gameshark or something because:
a) his pikachu can affect rock and ground type pokemon and uses agility as an attack.
b) his pokemon use way more than four moves
c) his pokemon can evolve half-way through a battle
d) he can come back from the dead or something if pokemon cry at him.
i thought i was rid of him forever but it seems the pokemon loved him so much that they cried for him. maybe they were crying with happiness that he was dead. why didn’t one of his other anime buddies use a max revive on him or something?
the actual gameplay was really fun in pokemon, he ruined it by looking, sounding and fighting like a d-ck, sullying the good name of pokemon forever.
-ash ketchum sends out his pikachu against rhyhorn, a rock pokemon who shouldn’t be affected by electricity-
“hey, that rhyhorn’s horn looks like it acts as a lightning rod! pikachu! zap it’s horn!”
“piiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachuuuuuu!!!
“yay we defeated it! go gameshark!”
ash is the “hero” of anime series pokemon. i’m sure you’ve noticed that his last name sounds like “catch ’em”, a phrase used often in the show. he is incredibly dim, idiotic, and has no idea how to raise his pokemon. if he didn’t have misty and brock traveling with him he’d probaly be dead.
ash ketchum sucks at battling but somehow always ends up getting a gym badge.
(n.) a whiny lil’ caucasian/ asian-american 10 year old twerp who stars in the kidswb anime, pokemon (and sucks at catching/rasing them). around 4′ tall,and 70lbs. also known as “the twerp”.
ash ketchum is an ash-dumb-ss!
character known to appear on bottles of ketchup.
ash ketchum brand ketchup. may contain traces of ballhair.
the main character in the j-panese tv show pokemon. ash is not only a complete idiot but he is h-m-s-xual. wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. his archrival gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides ash’s pikachu, whom ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. his enemies are mainly team rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. in actuality, they don’t need to: ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.
“ash ketchum, is it? good, i’ve been looking for you.” -pulls out shotgun-
the star of pokemon, a stupid little boy with serious issues. can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.
andy d-ckinson is an ash ketchum.
the protagonist in the pokémon anime series. ash travels around various regions trying to capture pokémon. his mother is delia ketchum. his favourite colours are blue and red. his first pokémon was pikachu, who originally hated him and electrocuted him on many occasions. he never seems to travel alone, having picked up many companions on his journey, including brock, misty, may, max, dawn, iris and dent. he always makes team rocket ‘blast off again’. and again and again and again!
misty: hey, ash ketchum! what pokémon did you catch?
ash: it’s a chikorita!!

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